Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
If you want to talk about people dying inside can we talk about the body that houses Matthew Broderick?
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.
“One of my big duties is evacuation procedures. I find that I use my acting skills to create the drama of the situation. It adds a lot of realism, and it really freaks the kids out.” — Mr. G
Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere